Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.