Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Previous Random Joke Next
Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Marijuana Field Jokes More Marijuana Field Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!