What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..