What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..