How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What do you call the shiniest people?

Polish

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.