How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

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Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

What was the primary role of the aristocrats during the French revolution?

They put their head into it.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

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What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.