Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.