Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.