What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.