Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.