Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss