Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.