What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

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They are always packing their trunk !

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B 52.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Hotel Manager Jokes More Hotel Manager Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"