What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

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What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.