Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog