Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

Why are fleas never happy?

They're in-fur-iated.