Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream