Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.