How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.