Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!