What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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Atrophy.

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Leonardo Di Cardio

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Atrophy.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!