What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

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What did the laziest man in the world win?

Atrophy.

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!