What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit