Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."