Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license