What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.