What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.