What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.