What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

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What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license