What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Haunt License Jokes More Haunt License Jokes

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.