What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin?

He wasn't hot enough.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.