Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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How do you call a scalped Leonardo DiCaprio?

Leonardo DiCabrio

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

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Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out