Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.