Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.