Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!