What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion