What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas