What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.