Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.