Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son