Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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What did Tennessee?

the same thing Arkansas

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas