How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

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Engineers

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Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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A Brazilian dollars.

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Where are your buccaneers?

They're on your buccan head!

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer