How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.