Kansas Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Igloos it together.

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What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

How does a backwards poet write?

Inverse

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet