Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

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What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).