How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.