Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away