Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian. I'll see myself out.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

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What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams