Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!