Because they didn't Lajka.
They say he was snowed in.
Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
Space
The Milky Wei.
Purrrgatory.
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
They prefer to use Norse code.
By flee mail!