Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why was the chicken Russian?

To get to the other side.

Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!