What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.