What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

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What's something Comcast is giving you, besides crappy service?

TB

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.