Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall