Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.