What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

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What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!