What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Previous Random Joke Next
Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Pessimist Jokes More Pessimist Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.