Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

What is this?

A Joke "

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.