Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

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Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.