Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.