Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"