What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia