What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.