What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.