I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Let his people go!
Infantry !
A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
With a phone.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.
Lindt choclate.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
A key.
both can be solved with a coat hanger
