Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What's the key to a Pirate Opera?

The High Cs