Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.