Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."