What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

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What do you call an angry Korean physicist?

A seoulenoid

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How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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Because they’re shellfish.

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.