What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager