Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

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Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon