Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff