Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!