Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.