What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.