2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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So they can do math

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

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What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

What do you call a fire on the beach?

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

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It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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They heard there was water at the end

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.