2020 Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

2020 Vision Jokes More 2020 Vision Jokes

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.