Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
An outlet
Me: Paid administrative leave.
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
Nun.
In werehouses.
They lived hoppily ever after!
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
They both spend all their money on payphones.
Explaining his wife.
Because it's on the house.
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.