Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.