Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

How does the executioner like his coffee?

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Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

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